Mormon Probs...

So going to a public high school where there are only 6 Mormons I often run into many questions about Mormons.

Here are some of the many questions I get asked… and some of the many responses that float in my head.

Q:  I thought all Mormons have beards.

A:  We don’t get them until our 18^th Birthday.

Q:  How many moms do you have?

A:  I only have 12.

Q:  Don’t you do black magic?

A:  yes, do you want to see your future?

Q:  What are Missionaries?

A:  They’re kind of like Astronauts.

Q:  Don’t you worship the devil?

A:  We prefer to call him Satan.

Q:  Wait, so Thomas S. Monson and Joseph Smith aren’t the same person?

A:  Yes, they are.  He is immortal.

Well, those are some of the serious questions I’ve been asked before; not the responses I gave but you know...

Hope you had fun with that!

With much love,

Lil Red

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